Moxley,+Chris

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 * Chris Moxley **
 * Alpharetta 2014 **
 * South Carolina 2018 - not debating but Lundberg wrote my comm book so I basically am right!? **

- I actually was in attendance for Herman Cain's 2012 announcement of his candidacy for President. If you go to the following video and turn up the volume pretty loud starting at 3:55, at 4:04 I'm the guy that yells "USA". Seriously. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybfz5EXi-A0 - Nicole Moxley is actually related to me. One time, me and her debated together and read 5 conditional off case positions. - My dog's name is Janie Lynn. It's in our Christmas card! - “Even without reading Harry Potter, Chris Moxley sounds like a character out of Harry Potter” – John Turner
 * Fun facts **

- Show me your flows after the round for some free points. If you make the argument "hard debate is good debate", I'll be looking at your flows during the round when I light them on fire. Hard debate is good debate right!! - STOP PUTTING YOUR OVERVIEWS ANYWHERE BESIDES AT THE TOP. What is this magic trickery meant to sketch yourself into a ballot!? - If you flowed the Aff in the wrong color, your max is a 27.5. I'm very particular. You'll know the correct color to use at the start of the 1AC. Unless I'm flowing on a laptop. Then just assume it's blank ink for the Aff. - I judge how you like me to judge as long as you don't read stuff about how Russia is friends with the U.S. in the squo. That's just not true. Tech over truth in __all instances__ except that one. - Give road maps and guide me, here's how not to do it: Novice 1: Can I have the Road map Novice 2: Yeah sure *pulls out map of school*
 * Top-Level **

<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">- Most internal links are terrible. The Neg should indict their evidence. If you can't find at least 3 cards that serve as Negative evidence, you're doing something wrong. Unless you're hitting icebreakers. Then all of the evidence is perfect and you should not bother extending or reading any case arguments. <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">- The analytic-to-card ratio should be pretty high.
 * <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Case **

<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Burrito with White Rice; No Beans; Chicken; Medium Salsa; Sour Cream; Cheese <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Guac on odd-numbered days of the month <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">No Chips <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Coca Cola - Pepsi is the ZPH
 * <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Chipotle Order **

<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">- Because of the usual AHS BM Neg block, I don't really take these often. You should explain them. Politics DA's are pretty great. <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">- Read condo on the DA flow. Got'em! By the way, condo is probably bad. It's debatable though. The Aff should specify their preferred interpretation, whether it is 1 condo, -1 condo, unconditional, funditional, dispositional, <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">- I'll give you .1 extra if you start a Politics shell in the 1NC with "First off is elections!"
 * <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">DA **


 * <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">UNPROVOKED RANT **
 * <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">IM NOT ONE OF THOSE JUDGES WHO IS GOING TO SPEND THE WHOLE DEBATE ON GCHAT AND "FOLLOW ALONG" WITH THE SPEECH DOCS, THEN DECIDE ENTIRELY ON EVIDENCE QUALITY. REMEMBER THAT I ACTUALLY LISTEN AND FLOW. SAVE THE CARD EXPLOSIONS FOR JUDGES WHO JUST "LISTEN" AND DO THE EVIDENCE COMPARISON AFTER THE DEBATE. **


 * <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">ALSO I REALLY LIKE SUSHI NOW. AND OUR SUSHI WAITRESS KNOWS ME REALLY WELL **

<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">- Better have a solvency advocate. Anything resembling the Clyde CP will be responded to with a prompt yelling by me of "FFFIAAATTT". If I say that, you better have a good solvency advocate or you're going down. (clyde shepherd is cool tho but tan tan the ladies man is cooler. but jake movsovitz is the only pace debater who can DOUGIE which is even cooler) <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">- When setting up a consult CP, asking "Do we consult anyone before doing the Aff" is a bad idea.
 * <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">CP **

<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">- NO. DO I LOOK LIKE A HIPPY. I GO TO THE UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA, NOT SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. THEY'REBOTH USC. GET OVER IT. BUTTTT I LOVE:
 * <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">K **

<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">- K's of specific words like "crazy" - Ladies and gentlemen, it is time once and for all to break down the use of ableist language in our everyday lives. My ballot is not simply a signing of a meaningless sheet of paper at a small high school in the middle of Georgia, it is a call for the liberation of language! Ahoy comrade, let's start a revolution! I actually only like these in odd-numbered rounds. Elim debates are a coin flip before the round. <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">- Taoism. Who doesn't?

- T QPQ T QPQ YOU SHOULD ALWAYS READ IT. 1 OFF T QPQ = AUTOMATIC 29 OR ABOVE
 * <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">T **

OCEANS TOPIC UPDATE: T - SEA BED IS THE NEW QPQ YES YES YES LET'S GO. IT'S WHERE THE OCEAN SLEEPS AT NIGHT

<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">- If your Aff is sketchy, then I suggest you load up in the 2AC. The Moxley standard is somewhere between 20 and 30 answers, all of which need to be different warrants. If your Aff seems illegit and I don't have to use 2 sheets for the 2AC on T, something is wrong. <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">- If the 1NC is throwing out random violations that the Aff obviously meets, what is up with that! A smart person once said: <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">“It’s like roller skating in a speedo…you’re just not doing it right" <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">- ASPEC is probably not the best either. <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">“Can I PLEASE still read ASPEC as a time skew?”

<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">- The reading of the 1AC is really important in terms of points. Think about it like a job interview. First impressions matter. <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">- Don't try to bribe me. Unless you have laffy taffy. Then maybe. <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">- 2AC Politics Jokes are key - examples <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Farm bill won't pass - didn't get fertilized in the House <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> CIR got stopped at the border <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Postal bill didn't get delivered to the Senate <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">- Pinball Pete's is a pretty cool place. If you reference it, I'll <3 you. <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">- Krispy Kreme lyrics as tags are great. <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">- Extra points if you bring pets to debates. I brought one to a baseball game once: media type="custom" key="21799412"
 * <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Speaker Points **