Conis,+Tina

St. Joseph's Icelandic Schøøl for the Intellectually Advanced '14

2016 Updated list of Truths: I believe: Bush knocked down the towers, moon landing was faked by Stanley Kubrick, lizard people from the lower 4th dimension control our minds, vaccines cause autism, the Clintons killed Vince Foster I don't believe: Second Kennedy shooter (it was only Bobby Kennedy), global warming, kangaroos are real (haven't seen 'em, can't believe 'em, though I do believe in cat-dog and other marsupials), evolution

Other notes: - Tupac is alive in Brazil

I don't have many argumentative preferences, but the following are issues that cannot be debated: - The affirmative may not win.